The Bad Guys are Really Dumb

Today, like every first Tuesday of the month, the emergency sirens went off at 10 a.m. sharp. And, as is always the case, everyone jumped slightly at first, then proceeded to ignore them entirely.

I think this means we’re all safe, because if the bad guys haven’t figured out by now to attack at 10 a.m. on the first Tuesday of the month, they’re never going to.


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